How to "Have" a Pen

I sent my two work related pen incidents to some folks at the office, thinking they'd get a good laugh... and one of my colleagues sent me this, which he has graciously allowed me to post on my blog:

"How to have a pen"

You start by getting to know the pen. Do you have any common interests—writing, for example?

Then ask the pen out on a casual date. Something non-committal, like coffee. Don’t go to a movie because you won’t have enough time to get to know one another better.

If the date goes well, try contacting the pen again soon. Tell it what a wonderful time you had, and that you’d like to see it again. Do this by phone—never by email or texting. Although pens do generally appreciate hand-written notes (just make sure you write the note in pencil, you don’t want the pen to get any jealous ideas).

After you’ve dated for a while, you may both be ready to take your relationship to the next level.

Just remember, always use a pocket protector

Brilliant, Non!?

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