Guest Post - part two: in which the Reverse Scorpion is REVEALED!

and now part II in the continuing Paige Stanton bedtime drama (click here for part I)

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The next day the girl was greeted with a message from her friend.

Diva: "SO!!??!?!???"

The girl tried her best to explain.

Paige: Apparently, the reverse scorpion is still like doggy style, but where both partner's legs are around the other's neck - like the wheelbarrow? I don't know - I was laughing too hard to understand - it seemed like too much work.

[Sexual position similar to the scorpion or the wheelbarrow. In this position, with the downward facing female's legs pulled up (as in the wheelbarrow) the male turns about face (creating back to back contact) and proceeds to move in a backward fashion. This move was popularized by the pro skateboarder and satellite radio host Jason Ellis.]

Despite her best efforts the girl's friend's curiosity got the best of her.

Diva: 'it seemed like too much work' made me LAUGH!!!! That’s so funny. But was there make up sex?

Paige: Oh yes there was make up sex. My wonderful, loving husband was very gentle and tender. He knew he blew it the night before and was trying to make it a special evening. I was all like, JUST RAIL ME ALREADY!"

Diva: Oh my god, you keep cracking me the fuck up! "JUST RAIL ME ALREADY!!!!" Seriously, this is good shit. HIGH Larious.

Paige: Some things are just more work than they're worth... I don't want to be stiff from my love making episodes! But seriously, sometimes you just want to stop with the hee-hawin' around, and get to the good part!