STATUS! UPDATED!

here are
some of my facebook statuses for your reading pleasure, cuz it appears i can't be bothered to Twitter, but Status Update? i'm all over them:

from newest to oldest

Laura TheDiva:

• has mixed feelings about the new Muse album... very mixed feelings...

• has just seen a face, i can't forget the time or place though we've just met, she's the girl for me. I want all the world to see we've met. Mmm-mm-mmmm-m-m-m-mmmmm

• is one pickle short of a full jar, and didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday... or something like that.

• home time home time jiggidy jig...

• wishes she was somewhere else, doing something else... preferably at home, sleeping... but will take anything at this point.

• is bach in the office. Maybe on Monday i'll be Mozart.

• is wearing super cute stripey knee high socks!! yay fall!!

• just ordered "Festivus for the Restivus" stamps!

• is here, but she'd rather be there.

• "When i get sad, i stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story" - Barney Stinson

• would you like to swing on a star? Carry Moonbeams home in a jar... and be better off than you arrrreee... our would you rather sit at a desk in an office? ♫

• is updating like a mo-fo

• is excited about the crafty possibilities!

• is missing the drumming cuz her little poo is sleeping...

• is getting busy making festivus cards... strangely enough, she cannot find a stamp that says "Festivus"...hm.

• When i grow up I want to be on Glee.

• no tv and no beer (and screaming baby) make homer something something.....

• Don't you want somebody to love?

• has an inappropriate crush on Zac Effron...

• Nighty night. No sleeping in, so might as well hit the hay early! I may finish watching "The Reader"....or maybe watch "17 Again" instead...hm....heavy war crimes drama vs. Zac Effron in tight pants.... wonder how this will end...

• ♫ God Gave Rock and Rollllllll to you... Gave Rock and Rolllll To you... put it in the Soouuuullll of everyone!♫ - KISS NOVEMBER 10!!

• is searching for trea-sha!!

• WOOOO KISS!! Row 28 on the Floor!!!

• rawrrrrrrrr

• is now quasi-skilled at the fine art of Magic Angles, The Little Show, and the super sexy secret art of removing long gloves... oooh yeah, she's on her way!

• will *hopefully* be a burlesque dancer soon... she can twirl tassels at her shitty work schedule. Take THAT WORK SCHEDULE!!! *twirl twirl*

• just got notified by work: Laura, the next 4 months of your life will be HELL!!! Have Fun!

• wants to thank all the gods, and pharmaceutical companies for Advil Cold & Sinus...... thank you.

• Good Food, Good Friends, Good Fires, Good Drinks, Good Weather = Good Times!!

• is going to see the TinFoil Hat lady protest at City Hall... i am not even joking...

• Oh Shine On, Shine on Harvest Moooooon, Up in the sky..... Oh Shine On, Shine on Harvest Moon, for me and my gal!