a meme of a different (off)colour

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i found this over at the Traveling Circus and couldn't resist.

Instructions: Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then copy and paste the definition it gives you for each question.

1. Your name: Laura

-Sex on legs -Tiger in the bedroom -Waiscoast is TEH SEX -Adorable -Possibly the rudest person you will EVER meet -Cute. END OF. Michelle: "Did you meet up with Laura last night?" Hannah: "Yeh, she was a tiger in the bedroom!" (Laura walks past...) Michelle: "Aye up, sex on legs.."

Laura says: oooh yeeeeah, a tiger in the bedroom... TEH SEX!

2. Your age in 5 years: 34.
Slang for anal sex, similar to 69 or 89

The 3 represents a butt while the 4 represents the top vie of a man holding his penis towards the butt-hole.

I'm gonna let my boyfriend 34 me this thursday.

Laura says: uhm. really? kids these days... in my day the only hilarious number was 69

3. The name of one of your friends.
Christine:

A deity; the best person to be in your corner; unlimited power and potential; a muse; someone that can change your life. Someone that takes your side even when you're wrong; soulmate; kismet; fortuitous; serendipity

If I only had Christine, I could do anything!

Laura says: yay!

4. What should you be doing?
laundry:

Laundry can and is often used as a code name for sex, for discussion around people in public, or for people who are uncomfortable with the term "having sex" or "intercourse."

A woman says to her husband "Can we do the laundry?" The man says to his wife, "I already did the laundry, it was a small load, so I did it by hand."

Laura says: this made me giggle... a small load... by hand....snort....

5. Your favorite color.
purple:

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin. Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!

Laura says: perma-grin, eh? good thing i didn't put 'brown', lord knows what would have come up then...

6. Birth place.
Red Deer: City between Calgary and Edmonton in Alberta. lots of sluts (more than calgary). the college is 75% women! woo! terrible nightlife, just shitty kiddie bars.

i go to school in red deer but dear god i can't wait to transfer to a real university. but dr. stuebing still rocks.

Laura says: Is this some sort of slight to my MOTHER!?!? She was a SAINT!...although i am intrigued by this Dr. Stuebing fellow....

7. The month of your birthday.
May:

	may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away "hooray i have math..." "don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"

Laura says: May was always the best month of school...and for that exact reason. Who cares anymore?

8. The last person you talked to.
Mom: the woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.

Where would you be without your mom?

Laura says: awww,....mom....

9. Good friend.
Muffy:

Another Australian slang term. Down under, it is a verb that means when a man gives a woman cunnilingus. (That means he licks her vagina)

"G'day, Scotty! I heard you, ah, gave ya girlfriend a muffy on the week-end, mate."
{Pronunciation is actually "muff-ee"}

Laura says: is it no surprise that Muffy is the nickname for my gay friend?

10. First pet.
Cat:

The definitive pet. Cleans self. Knows how to catch it's food. Probably gave humans the idea for a "vaccum." Is intelligent and curious. Likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. That's cool though. They are usually quiet and know where to use the bathroom, unlike dogs. Cats rule, dogs drool. Remember that. Laura says: amen.