Giveaway: Secret obsessions.... oh yeah, the good stuff

What's your Secret Obsession?
Well, i'll tell you one thing, that sexy pants Eva Mendes is one of my secret obsessions. Seriously. Look at that hawtness. And do i detect a hint of Nipple there? yes. yes i do. Thank you Eva, thank you.

It's hard for me to really divulge what my secret obsessions are, mostly because i'm fairly open to what i'm into, so that doesn't make for good reading.

Here are a few things, that - yes, i am about to divulge to you internets - consequences be damned.

1. Boybands. I know, it's totally, like, everything i'm against in popular music, like, y'know? But OMG they are just, like, so totally cute and junk. But for serious, i do have a secret obsession with boybands. I admit it. I am a little ashamed, but it's true. See, as a woman - they are well groomed handsome, seemingly romantic and polite gentlemen.... and as a musician - i'm a sucker for anyone who can sing - especially when it's in 4 part harmony. I KNOW, i know. I know that it's not what you would expect from a die hard TOOL fan.

well, maybe OBSESSION is kind of a strong word, but you know what i mean.



2. Hands and Wrists. You could be deeeeaaaaad sexy, but if you're a man and you have prissy girly hands, well then i'm sorry, it's a no go.. What it takes to make this motor run are manly hands with the perfect accenting accessories. A perfect example of this is Big Chunky Rings, or wrist bands, or sometimes even nail polish (in a rare case i found my self attracted to Dave Nevaro because of his hands... but i got over it, don't worry) Johnny Depp has this down to a science and his hands and wrists are a large reason why he is in my top five Fuckable Men list. Yeah....

And conversly, if you're a totally hawtness lady and you've got the curves and the sex appeal and general hot factor - but your hands are manish and veiny, that can turn you from a hero to a big fat zero.... case in point: Angelina Jolie. What the hell happened to her? She used to be the number one on my Doable Dames list, but then she got all uber skinny and her hands got all skinny and old looking, seriously she looks like she has the hands of an 80 year old man! No matter how sexy her sex appeal is, the thought of those hands anywhere near me make me dry up like an raisin in the sun my friends.

ahem. okay.

So another thing that i'm secretly obsessed with?

Currently i'm obsessed with:
3. anything deep fried or smothered in cheese. But i blame that on the gallstones. B-rad and i have decided that once i have my sugery (which i have on good athority is being scheduled for early January... Hopefully in the first week of January) we are going to have what B-rad has been calling: "Laura the Great's Glorious Gluttonous Revenge on those GallDanged Gallstones Gala...be there" which will be a celebration of all things fatty and delicious that i have not been able to eat but have had to watch everyone around me eat. That's right, i'm going to fill a kiddie pool with french fries and cheese curds and smother it with gravy and then roll around in it in my underwear. Oooh Lordy.

4. Vampires.
The thought of letting some sexy vampire bite me in the throes of passion make me a little tingly in my lady bits... yeah, you could say i wanna be a fangbanger - a la True Blood style. Something about the highly unattainable sexy undead....something about 'em. sigh

5. Paper Supplies
Whhhaaaa??? yeah, i know. it's a weird one, but i'm an odd duck. Ever since i can remember, i've had a love affair with paper supplies. I love the feel of a notebook in my hands. i love the way the perfect pen glides across the surface of the page. Sometimes i love watching the ink dry from glistening black to a matte. Oh, for the record, it's Black for rollerball ink pens, and Blue for ball point - and always medium point.

So, what's the point of all this? well - here's the thing. The good folks at Calvin Klein want to know what your secret obsession is, and frankly so do i. So, why not fess up and tell me? c'mon, i'm a good listener and i'd never judge you. If your obsession is dressing up like a pony and having your partner ride you around the living room, that's okay. Of if you're into squishing vanilla pudding between your toes i can get behind that. Lemme know. And if you DO let me know YOU could win!

The holidays are almost here and as part of the season of giving, we would love to offer you a Calvin Klein Secret Obsession giveaway for your readers.

The giveaway package will include a full size bottle of Calvin Klein’s Secret Obsession, a coppery/bronze metal charm necklace with a clasp at the back and two handcuffs joined in front, and a Secret Obsession sleeping mask.

So what do you have to do to win this giveaway? Simple, just tell me what your secret Obsession is in the comments, or by email at madam_diva [at] yahoo[dot]com... (put Secret obsession in the subject line) and you will be entered to win. For another entry, post about this contest on your blog (make sure to leave me a comment with the url of that post). Good times all around. This contest will close Thursday December 18th at midnight so i can get it shipped out ASAP.

Good luck.