The Post in which i say Underpants... a lot....

So, i'm in the washroom at the office this morning for my umpteenth pregnancy pee of the day, when i glance down and notice the tag for my underpants. **

Care instructions:
Wash with like colour
Wash in Cold water
Tumble Dry
Do Not Iron

Do not Iron? Seriously?

So I got to thinking...

Who the hell irons their underpants??

I mean, i have a hard enough time believing that people actually iron things in general, let alone their underpants.

Wait,..... do i even OWN an iron?

yeah, i think i do...

i wonder when the last time i used it was...

Must have gotten it as a wedding gift, can't imagine myself ever intentionally purchasing an iron.

What would i use it for?

Certainly not my underpants... .

....Are there actually people out there ironing their underpants each morning?

Did enough of them ruin their underpants that they contacted the underpants company?

Was there a class action underpants lawsuit?

Maybe they sued for damaged underpants and emotional distress and lateness to work.

Did it settle out of court, or did The People vs The Underpants Company actually go to trial?

....i wonder what would happen if i actually did iron my underpants....

would it turn out like this?!?

Do you iron your underpants? or know somebody who does?? The time to come clean in cold water with like colours is now people!! Tumble dry!! BUT DO NOT IRON!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

**after some discussion with my loverly S.I.L., Melsie, it should be noted that the underpants i'm wearing are sensible-full-bum-cotton-pregnant-lady-underpants. (now awaiting the inevitable comments from Slyde and Earl) and NOT the fancy kind that might melt under an iron.