It's butt kickin' time.

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I found this little gem over at James' blog and wondered to myself - as the birth of this child grows ever nearer...just how many five year olds COULD i take in a battle royale??

It also seems that i can kick 7 more five-year-old asses than James can. Take that, James. But i attribute that to my very high kicking skills. Of course, i did answer all the questions assuming that i wasn't currently carrying my offspring in my womb. Cuz when not knocked up, i can kick perrrdy high and have fairly good balance. Not so at the moment.

Anyway, what i've concluded is this: James and i should team up, so together we can kick up to 49 five-year-old-heinies. It's a good plan, not to go it alone. Kids today are mean and resilient, thanks to all that sugar and red dye in their diets...and we'll need backup. Go team.