TT#16 - Google Me

Thirteen Google Searches that brought people to THE DIVA 1. - "Tea Earl Gray Twine" do they make Earl Grey Tea twine? What do you do with that? Do you wrap packages with it? What if it rains, does your package turn all mushy and filled with tea? 2. - "Thank you letter for my brother" i'm guessing they came across the letter for my broski on his birthday. Hope it was helpful. 3. - "Best Dessert Recipe" i was actually googled 3 times for this. If you're hear looking for those recipes... you need to go to this blog post. That's where they is. 4. - "BOOBS EXPLODE" all in caps like that. i wonder what they were actually trying to find, and i'm not sure why they found their way to me... but i hope that my boobs don't explode anytime soon. that would be a tragedy! They're actually quite nice. 5. - "What is the Festivus Dessert" well, if i had to take a stab at it, i'd say ....pudding in a can. 6. - "Knife on the bed" i was googled TWICE for this one, and it makes me shudder....are the creeps who broke into my house googling thier escapades now? is this the NEW videotaping the crime spree trend?? 7. - "Tonight's 6/49" sadly i did not win the 6/49. But my friend Paige did... maybe they got our blogs crossed.... 8. - "100 Things About Me" Yep. you can find them here. 9. - "I was once a tomboy now am a full grown lesbian bottons" ...uhm.... i'm not exactly sure what bottons are, and i'm a little curious which post this search led them too... 10. - "laura savia" Can you believe it?? Someone searched for ME annnnnd my dearest bloggy pal Savia. did they know that we are interweb soul-sistas? 11. - "diva 24" i'm starting this show on NBC next fall... i play Black Jauer - a No-Holds-Barred-Take-No-Shit-from-Nobody Diva who has to solve the mystery of the mysterious chandelier nuclear bomb. Every episode will be exactly one hour of the story. sounds good, huh? 12. - "Pillows blankets with diva on them" well those are the best kind. I am thinking of creating a line - teaming up with Martha Stewart. "Our pillows and blankets are 100 percent Egyptian Cotton and breathe in the summer, and keep you warm at night. Each pillow and blanket has a true to life print of the Diva so you can have her with you at all times. These fashionable bed dressings come in Ecru, Eggshell, Offwhite, and White and will suit any decor and room in your house. Act now and we will throw in, free of charge the 'i am the diva' bathrobe...also featuring a true to life print of the Diva, you cheekymonkey." 13. - "maynard seven" Maynard Seven?? WHAT!?!? does that mean that there are SEVEN of him out there? or that he's the seventh one, like Logan Five in Logan's Run.

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