that title really has nothing to do with this entry, i just had it in my head. i don't really wish poxes on anyones house... except maybe yours (you know who are).
I have been questioning my sanity all month, it seems that October showed up, sucker punched me in the gut, then kicked me in the kidneys while i writhed on the ground crying: "why, october? why?" and here we is... at the beginning of the national blahblahblah month.
Work has been such a whiney little bitch this month, on top of that i have felt the pressure from family and friends to go out and visit and hang and drink (well, i don't mind the drinking part) and for some reason - that i STILL don't know the answer to, i agreed to direct a church choir. This past month has been fucking hell on wheels. mutha fucka.
Y'know, as if all of this wasn't enough - i figgered - what the hell, why not throw in the Vegetable Starvation Soup diet into the mix? i'm already miserable... lets make me hungry and cranky too. and when i told b-rad i was doing the soup diet this week, he said this: "i guess i could do that too, huh?"
THUS BREAKS OUT THE HALLELUJAH CHORUS
if b-rad wasn't doing this diet with me, i probably would've opened the door to some pudgy little fourth grader in a vampire costume and snatched him up and devoured him in 3.5 seconds. The upside to all of this is, i feel good. well, i feel hungry. but i feel good AND hungry. and i've lost 4 pounds as of this morning.
Onward and upwards i go!! and tonight, i get to eat chicken. i never thought i would be sooo happy to eat poultry. but i am. and it will be... delicious.
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I can relate. The wife started Jenny Craig last week (although I can't figure out why, she looks good to me). So I am left to find the scraps of food left in the kitchen to eat. So in a way, I am helping her lose weight too.
No Pox on my house sister, I got a flu shot this year.
Is it that cabbage soup diet? That cabbage soup is soooo good.
(So, no more pizza?)
Why should you get sanity when nobody else has any? Getting greedy aren't ya? LOL. It must be the soup diet. That is so sweet that B-rad is doing it with you. It's awesome when your guy will support you that way. I give props to TGH for doing that for me as well. Thank goodness for those guys! Congratulations on the four pounds. I think it found it's way to me so just let me know when you want it back and I'll send it over. ;)
I'm proud of you for the 4 pounds! Just think how good you'll feel that you did it all and succeeded.
Lotus,
you're sweet. Your wife is lucky. it's nice to have supportive husbands, even though they keep telling us we look fab... the support is still nice.
fourleaf,
hells yes. and it is pretty tasty, but a week of soup could make anyone crazy... (the diet ends on saturday so i can still have pizza...although not on sunday cuz we're going out for din din with my parents. We'll be over for LOST after though. perhaps some popcorn?)
Teeni,
you're right, i guess i am getting greedy.
paige,
it does feel good to know i'm bitch slapping this diet!!
everyone:
i've now lost a total of six pounds. i can't believe i fit into this shirt i'm wearing! i'm so happy i could cry.
That's okay about the pizza... we can't afford it anyway.
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