Wednesday, October 24, 2007

ohhh lordy

i may very well be in over my head.

i have no idea how i'm going to do everything i have to do in the next month. I have, perhaps against my better judgement, agreed to direct a Lutheran Choir while their real choir director is taking some courses at the university. (for the low low price of $35 dollars a week, i will conduct your choir and censor myself from saying things like: Fuck, Cunt, Shit, Goddamnit, Jeebus Crisco, Cheese and Rice, and much much more!)

Not only that, i have my weekly ceramics class, and my thursday night Jam sessions. BUT on top of THAT i have signed up for BOTH NaNos.
NaNoWriMo AND NaBloPoMo.

one, to write a novel in the month of november.... 50,000 words!! that's like 1,666 words a day!
the other, to write a blog post for every day of november.

silly laura, what the hell were you thinking??

AHHH

if i have a heart attack and die, please play "Another One Bites the Dust" at my funeral.

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Mika said...

Way to become a fake Lutheran. Now you get to hang out with Robotic Laura's family. I'm going to suggest she try to convert you.

i am the diva said...

i swear to god, mika, if you even speak about that again i will slap you silly the next time i see you!!

BAH!

this is only until christmas then i'm back to cussing like a sailor and my heathenistic ways.

the most creepy part is the Mini-Church they have after the choir practice is over and everyone says what sinners they are. and that big statue they have of jeebus on the wall is kinda scary

Mika said...

What?! Christine never mentioned the mini-service part (although I can see why she would say nothing about it to me).

i am the diva said...

yeah, imagine that... she neglected to tell ME about that until after i had already said i'd do it... hm.....

i am the diva said...

it was kinda like;

"so, yeah... after the choir practices, they usually do this little church thing, and then you have to convert, and they make you sign a contract in blood saying you love the Lutherans, and they take your social insurance number and they know where you live, and they call you at night and hang up...but it's no big deal really"

Paige Stanton said...

*giggle* I can totally hear Christine saying that, if it's the Christine I'm thinking of...

i am the diva said...

Paige,
it is, and she totally said that... sortof ...i may have embellished just a tad - but for the most part it's word for word. :D

Robot Laura said...

Mini-Church? That's creepy!

Also, it's totally my mom phoning you and hanging up. She's like that.

i am the diva said...

i KNEEEW IT!!!

red said...

you'll be okay.
I signed up for the daily blog too.

teeni said...

Hey - two of my favorite writers are doing this - Red and Diva! Anyone else? I can't wait to see what you two end up writing. :)

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