23/31 - x365 - Batman

Batman - you came into my life as a friend of a friend. You were always there to listen to me cry whenever dickface was, well...a dickface - and as a testament to your chivalry - you didn't comment on my rock hard nipples while i was pouring my heart out until 10 years later. You were my rock during a few extremely unstable years. And while you secretly harboured a desire to date me - i was oblivious because you were one of my bestest friends. Years later - when you married Jasmine - you went above and beyond the call for friendship duty when, after calling you - tear stained and heartbroken having just broke up with B-rad the day after your wedding - you didn't skip a beat, you said: "Do you want to come with us?" as you were on your way to your Honeymoon thad day. I don't know anyone on this planet who would do that, and i was a miserable mess. You came shortly after, even when i protested, and picked me up and hauled me off to the cabin at the lake where you and your brand new bride proceeded to get me really drunk to forget my woes. There have been so many adventures between us two couples. and there SHALL BE MANY MORE!!! (As soon as the baby gets off the boob so Jas can drink too) love you.