I'd like to Introduce you to AbigailRoad

Following in my plan to introduce you to the folks on my blogroll, i'm going to take a few minutes to introduce to you Abigail's Road to Nowhere.

The details of our meeting have been lost to the ages, as such a thing will happen on this big bad world of internets. But the short version is, i suspect taht we might be the same person...we've never met. But we will. i am convinced that it will be love at first site.

Abigail likes to write lists. She's a list writer.

One list she wrote waaay back on December 20th of 2006 is fifty things about Abigail. Sorry, i would link the entry, but i can't. SO you'll just have to take my word for it, or go and see for yourself.

i was reading some of her past entries and i am more convinced now than ever before. here's a few snippits:

According to some people, i was really popular in high school. I find that hard to believe as i don't speak to anyone from my hometown unless they are family, or i became friends with them after moving away from that hometown. I wish that i could tell every high school student in the world that it's almost over, and high school means nothing in later life, no matter if you thought it was the best, or the worst years of your life.

I'm not religious, but i like to think i'm spiritual. I also think that Mother Nature has amazing power and we should be nice to her so she doesn't send a deadly storm our way when she's PMS'ing.

I can carry on a short converstion using quotes from 'Kids in the Hall'. It's funny when people get what i'm saying, because most people don't know who the Kids in the Hall are anymore. I guess the people that don't get it just think i'm retarded.

My immediate and extended families are far from perfect. We fight, we fail, we drink, we smoke, we go without speaking for stupid reasons. We have divorcees, widows, alcoholics, rebellious teenagers, illegitimate children and some people who could do well with some anger-management counselling. I guess some people would call us disfunctional, but I believe we are perfectly functional. When push comes to shove, and the worst of the worst has happened to any one of us, no matter where we are, what issues we have with each other, or what other things we have going on in our lives, we have always come together, forgotten all those things for a moment, put some perogies on the stove, and dealt with whatever was going on as a family. And we had fun doing it.

Abigail figured that she had locked her keys in her car, all the way across town, and phoned the V-Man for help for the second time that day. He could come to the rescue right away! While she waited, she lit herself a campfire, and urinated in the garden. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

She is a crafty person who creates wearable art in the form of jewellry and funky clothing. She is always up for a beer in the pub i wish was in my hometown - although she wasn't there the same day i was...sadly.

Abigail likes to drink beer, Drink Abigail, drink!

She loves concerts and smelly hippies and she made me a TOTALLY RAD mixed cd which i am listening to right now.

Go on, now, give her the love - even though she claims to be not nice, she really is...