Friday Night Shinannigans

So, i was over at Mika's apartment for her bifday on friday night in the middle of the Torrential rainstorm of biblical proportions and the street outside her building had turned into a gi-normous lake. The water had filled both sides of the street and almost completely covered the meridian... the waves lapped up on the newly formed shores of the front yards of the townhouse complex cross the street...We stood on her deck on the second floor and watched as cars and vans made their attempts to ford the body of water and turn back.

We cheered and hooted for those who didn't look like they were gonna make it, but did.

we held our breaths in aniticpation as the Winnibego carefully plowed through the 2' high waters... AND MADE IT

every time a vehicle would come to a halt just in front of Lake Lenore i would cringe awaiting the crunch and screech of metal on metal - but it never happened.

then, a little white mustang decided to try it's luck... and stalled out halfway. The first stall out of the night! We cheered and raised our glasses to the poor bastard who was stuck in the water. i turned to the B-rad and said: "That gut would be Patrick, if he lived here...'yeah, i can make it'."

luckily, the shmo only had to wait a few minutes, because out of the pouring rain drove a tow-truck and barrelled it's way into the water and backed itself up to the stranded Mouse-Tang. The driver of the car opened his door - and the water was level with the bottom of it. He climbed up onto the hood and B-rad yelled from the 2nd story deck: "You're wearing shorts you MORON! just jump in the water!" but his advice was lost in the rain.

So instead of getting his shoes wet, the dude climbed all over the hood of his car - no doubt denting the shit out of it. And also.... he left the car door open.

So, as traffic had not stopped, truck after truck plowed through the water sending wave after wave of rain water into MustangMoron's open car door...

we were howling.

after 3 or passes by different vehicles... we see an arm stretch out of the car door and pull the door closed. "There's another person in there?? and just now he's closing the door!??"

i could only imagine MustangIdiot's buddy PassengerDumbass sitting there watching the Driver's side fill up with water from the passing trucks. What made him decide to close the door, finally, i wonder.

The rest of the evening was spent watching SexTV - and watching James grab his own balls and then cry out: "Oh God!! My BALLS!!!" while making a sexy Tiger Face to promote intimacey which kind of made him look like the mannequin from Today's Special.

Also, the telling and re-telling of SmallOne's drunken rant on her experience with her Free Hustler channel: "Ass, ass, ass, slap my face, ass, ass, ass!!"

There was also Denny's House Wine, Heartattack Burgers and Peanut Butter Pie.... and on our way to get said eats SmallOne informed me about the pre-party conversation she had with her boyfriend Hank:

SmallOne: "So me and mika and james and B-rad and Laura and B-rad's Girlfriend are all going to Denny's"
Hank: "And if the power goes out, then Laura can reach over and grab both of your boobs?@!?"

to which i responded when she told me: "First of all, why did he go for MY name?? and second of all, do your boobs explode when the power goes out? Am i supposed to stop them from exploding? or am i supposed to stop them from being stolen?"

which led to a honking of each other's chesticles - and we decided that mine were very honkable - due mostly to the kick ass bra i was wearing.

Good. Times.