FINALLY, i can be ME!

A special thank you to Cenobyte for my new and improved Bio! I'm more excited than when i got the new phone book! I'm somebody, y'know!

for your reading pleasure, and mine...i give you ....THE BIO:

The Diva, as she is known to the Great Unwashed Masses, was born in a Pink Floyd T-Shirt on the outskirts of Lower Islington. From an early age, it was obvious that The Diva was talented. Given a ball of twine, six swizzle sticks, and a hunk of pre-chewed gum, The Diva can construct a fully functional AM/FM radio.

Shapely and highly sought-after, The Diva is often seen wearing pants, and is, although many are not aware of this, the inventor of the Piña Colada, a drink made with pineapple, cocoanut, rum, and lurve.

When not in her recording studio, The Diva can be found lounging on the beaches of Mexico, haggling with the local children over the price of hand-sold Chicklets ™.

Because of recent run-ins with the ‘paparazzi’, The Diva has taken a day job as an Accountancy Receptionier, although she certainly does not need the money, but merely to confusticate those of her stalkers who would do her harm.

You will be familiar with The Diva’s works, as she is the woman who wrote much of the music for the Canadian Pop band, “Men without Glands”. Sometimes, she gazes out over the city lights, and sighs, knowing that the great city of Calgary owes much of its success to her support, over the years.

The accuracy is just plain amazing!
Hooray!!
My actual bio will be upgraded shortly, but for now it lives here on my blog!