i've been reallllly busy this last week. Sorry....

uhm....

why not watch this?

...the power is in your pants....

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I'd like to bring your attention to a very special day that's coming up in December. That is Global Orgasm Day, December 22nd, 2006.

www.globalorgasm.org

I'm not joking. This is the real deal.

These are real people, trying to effect change in the world by collectively releasing the most powerful surge of positive energy into the world to bring about change in the global energy. There have been studies done at Princeton showing the change in the global energy when humans are collectively feeling something at once. For example, there were noticeable changes after the 9/11 attacks, the Tsunami that hit the Asian coast, and even mass meditations/prayers.

So.

Here's the deal.

Do it alone, or with a friend or lover, or many lovers, it doesn't matter. What matters is that During and in the afterglow you send out thoughts of peace and love into the grand universe. Do it several times, do it once. Tell the world, make it a secret. Be loud, be quiet. But do it with love and hope.

just do it.

It won't cost you anything but your time. Even if you're a skeptic, it won't hurt.

In fact, it should feel good!

So remember December 22nd, and get your freak on.

start practicing!!

Quite possibly the coolest thing i've ever recieved in the Mail

Look what i found while cleaning my house....



These cattle look so forlorn...



...well, the one looks kinda happy. hm. he must be confused.

And let's not forget the threats to my loved ones. I especially like the stink lines coming off of me.



although i like to think that if i did have sacks of money, i wouldn't be silly as to mark them with big dollar signs. I'm just BEGGING to be robbed then. ....and the two villians look suspiciously NOT Italian.

This is why i want to invite Beck over for Dinner.

More puppets and dinner tables!!

Is he saying Lap Dance? or Black Pants?